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Post by ishmael on Nov 5, 2023 19:07:02 GMT -5
Well, the annual demonstration of stupid movies is well underway. Which is the worst of all of them? There are simply too many to create a poll, so let's do this as a narrative.
I put "Polar Express" at the top of the list. Which one is yours?
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Post by carllafong on Nov 5, 2023 20:00:39 GMT -5
Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine welcoming us into the holiday season.
Taste in movies, just like music and many other things is very subjective. Watch what you like, don't watch what you don't. There's like 7000 channels, change it up or better yet, turn the damn thing off.
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Post by ishmael on Nov 5, 2023 20:28:35 GMT -5
Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine welcoming us into the holiday season. Taste in movies, just like music and many other things is very subjective. Watch what you like, don't watch what you don't. There's like 7000 channels, change it up or better yet, turn the damn thing off. You watch the Hallmark Channel, don't you? 😆
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Post by ivanbalt on Nov 6, 2023 7:56:29 GMT -5
Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine welcoming us into the holiday season. Taste in movies, just like music and many other things is very subjective. Watch what you like, don't watch what you don't. There's like 7000 channels, change it up or better yet, turn the damn thing off. You watch the Hallmark Channel, don't you? 😆 Does every Hallmark Channel Christmas in July movie count for this thread?
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Post by ishmael on Nov 6, 2023 9:41:57 GMT -5
You watch the Hallmark Channel, don't you? 😆 Does every Hallmark Channel Christmas in July movie count for this thread? That may be it ivanbalt...when you're seeing repeat Christmas movies already...the first week of November, maybe that's why they seem so dumb.
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Post by soulflower on Nov 6, 2023 9:45:41 GMT -5
"Jingle All-the Way" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad is the first bad Christmas movie that comes to my mind.
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Post by alienrace on Nov 6, 2023 11:21:42 GMT -5
I don't know about worst (it is on many people's lists though) but my favorite is Bad Santa!
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Post by stevez51 on Nov 6, 2023 11:46:14 GMT -5
I've never understood what is so funny about Elf. Unless you like Will Ferrell .
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Post by ishmael on Nov 6, 2023 13:41:58 GMT -5
I don't know about worst (it is on many people's lists though) but my favorite is Bad Santa! My favorite Christmas movie is the last one before they are put away for the year.
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Post by pickle20 on Nov 6, 2023 13:49:52 GMT -5
I try to stay away from bad movies, including Christmas ones.
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Post by mrsmlh on Nov 6, 2023 14:17:33 GMT -5
I've never understood what is so funny about Elf. Unless you like Will Ferrell . Totally agree with this post!
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Post by guido2 on Nov 6, 2023 15:18:34 GMT -5
You watch the Hallmark Channel, don't you? 😆 Does every Hallmark Channel Christmas in July movie count for this thread? The problem with Hallmark Channel Christmas movies is they are all based on the same formula over and over again with little variation. Sorry this will be a ramble run-on. -Women/man (W/M) watches family business failing and takes over for parents or they had passed and inherits same. Equally the hero/rescuer. -W/M opposite sex appears out of nowhere.He/she either breaks-down, airport gets snowed in, is just passing through, or is there to buy said business and change it entirely for some faceless Corportation. -W/M business owner, likely is a single parent and lost their spouse. Or visitor is. -W/M owner hates W/M initially, or rates them as a loser of no value. -W/M visitor becomes enamored with the family business owner and his/her child and proves their worth with incredible effort and saves the business and somehow elevates the surrounding town along with it. -The visitor is also an incredibly gifted contractor/DIYer, has money themselves but shuns wealth, and/or has influential ties that and politician would be jealous of. Snow inevitably starts falling on Christmas eve as the new couple purchase the last charlie brown Xmas tree on the lot. Over and over and over and over again. Plot varies slightly, but after a refresher of watching it them a week. We start playing Hallmark Christmas Bingo. You predict what will happen from the above list, before it does and you win after getting 5 correct during the course of the movie. Does anyone concure?
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Post by guido2 on Nov 6, 2023 15:47:30 GMT -5
I've never understood what is so funny about Elf. Unless you like Will Ferrell . I never had understood anybody seeing anything he has done as funny. The only thing Mr. Ferrells acting has done for me is to motivate me to grab the remote. 😁
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Post by carllafong on Nov 6, 2023 16:11:38 GMT -5
I try to stay away from bad movies, including Christmas ones. Apparently it's difficult
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Post by stevez51 on Nov 6, 2023 17:34:20 GMT -5
I don't know about worst (it is on many people's lists though) but my favorite is Bad Santa! My favorite Christmas movie is the last one before they are put away for the year. Its kind of like October when they show all the horror movies, but a few days after the end of the month they are still showing them.
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Post by stevez51 on Nov 6, 2023 17:37:43 GMT -5
Does every Hallmark Channel Christmas in July movie count for this thread? The problem with Hallmark Channel Christmas movies is they are all based on the same formula over and over again with little variation. Sorry this will be a ramble run-on. -Women/man (W/M) watches family business failing and takes over for parents or they had passed and inherits same. Equally the hero/rescuer. -W/M opposite sex appears out of nowhere.He/she either breaks-down, airport gets snowed in, is just passing through, or is there to buy said business and change it entirely for some faceless Corportation. -W/M business owner, likely is a single parent and lost their spouse. Or visitor is. -W/M owner hates W/M initially, or rates them as a loser of no value. -W/M visitor becomes enamored with the family business owner and his/her child and proves their worth with incredible effort and saves the business and somehow elevates the surrounding town along with it. -The visitor is also an incredibly gifted contractor/DIYer, has money themselves but shuns wealth, and/or has influential ties that and politician would be jealous of. Snow inevitably starts falling on Christmas eve as the new couple purchase the last charlie brown Xmas tree on the lot. Over and over and over and over again. Plot varies slightly, but after a refresher of watching it them a week. We start playing Hallmark Christmas Bingo. You predict what will happen from the above list, before it does and you win after getting 5 correct during the course of the movie. Does anyone concure? I believe its, woman meets man, neither kind of don't like each other, then they kind of grow on each other and in the end get together.
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Post by guido2 on Nov 6, 2023 18:47:20 GMT -5
The problem with Hallmark Channel Christmas movies is they are all based on the same formula over and over again with little variation. Sorry this will be a ramble run-on. -Women/man (W/M) watches family business failing and takes over for parents or they had passed and inherits same. Equally the hero/rescuer. -W/M opposite sex appears out of nowhere.He/she either breaks-down, airport gets snowed in, is just passing through, or is there to buy said business and change it entirely for some faceless Corportation. -W/M business owner, likely is a single parent and lost their spouse. Or visitor is. -W/M owner hates W/M initially, or rates them as a loser of no value. -W/M visitor becomes enamored with the family business owner and his/her child and proves their worth with incredible effort and saves the business and somehow elevates the surrounding town along with it. -The visitor is also an incredibly gifted contractor/DIYer, has money themselves but shuns wealth, and/or has influential ties that and politician would be jealous of. Snow inevitably starts falling on Christmas eve as the new couple purchase the last charlie brown Xmas tree on the lot. Over and over and over and over again. Plot varies slightly, but after a refresher of watching it them a week. We start playing Hallmark Christmas Bingo. You predict what will happen from the above list, before it does and you win after getting 5 correct during the course of the movie. Does anyone concure? I believe its, woman meets man, neither kind of don't like each other, then they kind of grow on each other and in the end get together. CORRECT! Exactly! I mean your summary is sort of the CliffsNotes version of what I stated. But you got the basics. ! 😉😊😄✌
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Post by guido2 on Nov 6, 2023 19:08:48 GMT -5
My favorite Christmas movie is the last one before they are put away for the year. Its kind of like October when they show all the horror movies, but a few days after the end of the month they are still showing them. A few days? Like months..... Check Hallmark. Then you get a few months off and we have Xmas Specials in June or July. 😄
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Post by summer23 on Nov 6, 2023 21:21:03 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity.
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Post by ivanbalt on Nov 7, 2023 6:19:59 GMT -5
Does every Hallmark Channel Christmas in July movie count for this thread? The problem with Hallmark Channel Christmas movies is they are all based on the same formula over and over again with little variation. Sorry this will be a ramble run-on. -Women/man (W/M) watches family business failing and takes over for parents or they had passed and inherits same. Equally the hero/rescuer. -W/M opposite sex appears out of nowhere.He/she either breaks-down, airport gets snowed in, is just passing through, or is there to buy said business and change it entirely for some faceless Corportation. -W/M business owner, likely is a single parent and lost their spouse. Or visitor is. -W/M owner hates W/M initially, or rates them as a loser of no value. -W/M visitor becomes enamored with the family business owner and his/her child and proves their worth with incredible effort and saves the business and somehow elevates the surrounding town along with it. -The visitor is also an incredibly gifted contractor/DIYer, has money themselves but shuns wealth, and/or has influential ties that and politician would be jealous of. Snow inevitably starts falling on Christmas eve as the new couple purchase the last charlie brown Xmas tree on the lot. Over and over and over and over again. Plot varies slightly, but after a refresher of watching it them a week. We start playing Hallmark Christmas Bingo. You predict what will happen from the above list, before it does and you win after getting 5 correct during the course of the movie. Does anyone concure?
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Post by ivanbalt on Nov 7, 2023 6:20:58 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity. Blasphemy!
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Post by pickle20 on Nov 7, 2023 7:37:28 GMT -5
The problem with Hallmark Channel Christmas movies is they are all based on the same formula over and over again with little variation. Sorry this will be a ramble run-on. -Women/man (W/M) watches family business failing and takes over for parents or they had passed and inherits same. Equally the hero/rescuer. -W/M opposite sex appears out of nowhere.He/she either breaks-down, airport gets snowed in, is just passing through, or is there to buy said business and change it entirely for some faceless Corportation. -W/M business owner, likely is a single parent and lost their spouse. Or visitor is. -W/M owner hates W/M initially, or rates them as a loser of no value. -W/M visitor becomes enamored with the family business owner and his/her child and proves their worth with incredible effort and saves the business and somehow elevates the surrounding town along with it. -The visitor is also an incredibly gifted contractor/DIYer, has money themselves but shuns wealth, and/or has influential ties that and politician would be jealous of. Snow inevitably starts falling on Christmas eve as the new couple purchase the last charlie brown Xmas tree on the lot. Over and over and over and over again. Plot varies slightly, but after a refresher of watching it them a week. We start playing Hallmark Christmas Bingo. You predict what will happen from the above list, before it does and you win after getting 5 correct during the course of the movie. Does anyone concure? Now that's what I call a WHITE Christmas.
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Post by ishmael on Nov 7, 2023 7:57:59 GMT -5
Now that's what I call a WHITE Christmas. I felt my IQ drop ten points just looking at these pictures. Good line though!
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Post by ishmael on Nov 7, 2023 7:59:11 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity. It will certainly give Polar Express a run for its money.
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Post by mrsmlh on Nov 7, 2023 8:06:16 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity. I'm so happy to see this post!! Sometimes I think I must be the only one who doesn't like it. I'm always getting told how great that movie is and I just don't get it.
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Post by mrsmlh on Nov 7, 2023 8:08:29 GMT -5
Now that's what I call a WHITE Christmas. My daughter said the exact some thing!!
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Post by ishmael on Nov 7, 2023 8:19:46 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity. I'm so happy to see this post!! Sometimes I think I must be the only one who doesn't like it. I'm always getting told how great that movie is and I just don't get it. You can put me in that club too. Now, the real measure of feeling for this movie...how many times did you have to watch it before you realized, this is really stupid?
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Post by summer23 on Nov 7, 2023 8:54:22 GMT -5
A Christmas Story. I don't if I would call it the dumbest but I have never gotten its popularity. I'm so happy to see this post!! Sometimes I think I must be the only one who doesn't like it. I'm always getting told how great that movie is and I just don't get it. We must only say the words under the protection of the internet!
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Post by ivanbalt on Nov 7, 2023 9:08:48 GMT -5
This disrespect to A Christmas Story could get me banned!
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Post by pickle20 on Nov 7, 2023 9:17:14 GMT -5
You all are crazy. A Christmas Story is one of the best Christmas movies ever made.
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